Funny Mothers Quotes

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: “Take it or leave it”. ~ Buddy Hackett

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it. - Marcelene Cox

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day. - Sam Ewing

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.  - Jean Kerr

The commonest fallacy among women is that simply having children makes them a mother--which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician. - Sidney J. Harris

Motherhood is a wonderful thing - what a pity to waste it on children.  - Judith Pugh

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite, "Like Mother, Like Daughter"

No animal is so inexhaustible as an excited infant.  - Amy Leslie